georgeguven:

od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking. 

(via randomanddreaming)

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

(via aphsexual)

sleepingjuliette:

mumi-why:

Have you ever had a memory so painfully embarrassing that it kind of just makes you want to rip your hair out because of how stupid it is

Everyday.

(via jrynkows)